Bottle of Jack

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A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.

daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"

Bottle of Jack by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010

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A Bottle of Jack

Something you brush your teeth with.

Ke$ha: "Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack"

A Bottle of Jack by chipsdubbo January 14, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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