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black mags 

Black rims on a flossin bike. Term made popular by the song of the same name by rap group the Cool Kids.
"dyno wit the black mags, black mags" --The Cool Kids
black mags by d-riv February 9, 2008

Black Mage 

Wielder of Dark Arts, Shaper of Infernal Energies and Eater of Pecan Pie.

Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.

Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.

Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the Fighterdoken.
Black Mage by Anthony H. April 1, 2003

black mage 

One of the most revered online comic characters in existence. The sprite who was quoted saying - "Love is a very powerful force. Even moreso when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction. Every time i cast hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast."
RM: Hey, BM, what makes your hadoken work, anyway?

BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?

RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.

BM: Love.
black mage by bonekill January 7, 2005

Black Mage 

A wielder of will. A nexus of power that has tapped into the very living ley lines of the cosmos! He can shake the bounds of creation with but a single word! The Heavens bow down to the might of his magic! The Gods quiver in fear that he should find them lacking in his favor. Reality itself is his plaything, nothing more than clay in his masterful and precise hands!
Black Mage by Zeegy Bomb October 4, 2003

Black Magician Girl 

One word...HOT.
Her boobs are big too.
Black Magician Girl is sexy...

Black Magician Girl 

A female Black Magician in Yugioh.
Called Dark Magician Girl in dub version.
Her attack is okay but her defense is mediocre.
Black Magician Girl by sommers October 29, 2004