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Bear Kiss 

When a bitch with a hairy ass pussy sits on a guys face.
Her pussy was so hairy when I went down on her it was like giving her a bear kiss.
Bear Kiss by DumaLove April 12, 2011

Bear kiss 

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.
I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.
Bear kiss by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

polar bear kiss 

When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.

Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."
polar bear kiss by Zhmais June 27, 2016

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!
Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"
Kiss a bear! by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Bearkisser

an insult directed towards Proshippers and Darkshippers, implying that they are stupid enough to kiss a bear. This is also a reference to Pedobear.
When a proshipper makes a post online, one might comment a gorey reaction image with a mauled person and a bear holding up a sign saying "Don't be a bearkisser!"
Bearkisser by ThePlusho7871 February 20, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026