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As Seen On TV 

Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!
As Seen On TV by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018
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As Seen On Tv 

Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
Huge font advertising on boxes of clearance items in Walmart "As Seen On TV"!
As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017

As Seen On TV 

Term to be used as an adjective, to describe when a situation or conversation is or was so cliche, stereotypical or fake in content or feeling that it seems as if it could only be on TV. Abbreviated ASOT.
When Jimmy and dad had one of those 'father-son moments' after they decided it was best not to tell mom about Jimmy sneaking out in her car to see Jane, it was entirely As Seen On TV.
As Seen On TV by Quinn Allen June 30, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026