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An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray
I saw a wild Alsatia is the woods and barely escaped with my life, it was beautiful though.
alsatia by Squaaaaaaaaawk December 28, 2018
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A perfecy perfect person! She has one of the brightest smiles you will ever see! When she walks into a room everyone turns and looks because she is so beautiful! Her eyes are something out of this world! She is fantastic at everything she does! She is overall one of the best people you will ever meet!
That girl ,Alatia is so beautiful
alatia by Bear#1 April 8, 2018
Alsacia is a bad mofo that loves parmesan cheese. She lives life on the edge. She will ride a uni-cycle 15 miles for a block of swiss cheese.
Alsacia by Shamess February 15, 2010

Alsätra 

Uncommon last name in Sweden, carried most famously by Tim Alsätra who is a failing student at LBS. The name means "kort o kaxig" in swedish.
"oh wow look at that Alsätra, so cocky"
Alsätra by Tintrash May 9, 2018

THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good
THe Alsacian Eskimo by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007

Alsatians 

Autochtonous population
Hey Alsatians
Alsatians by Green Cappy March 22, 2023

Alsakian Snow rider 

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.
That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider