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Dante Alighieri Academy 

Worst school in the entire district. English class is taught by an English teacher who can barely speak English. A student asked me what blue cheese smelled like when I tried discussing politics and world affairs with him.
"I'm afraid to talk to the kids at Dante Alighieri Academy because I'm afraid my IQ will drop."
Dante Alighieri Academy by Student September 28, 2004
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Dante Alighieri 

A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”

“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”

Dante Alighieri Academy 

best school in the world. Arts program is very good. Sr.Pat is the greatest. Students can be depended on to make great successes of themselves
-teachers are very qualified
-students can be intelligent
-the wierder one lets one's self become the better your time in high school will be

Alingpie 

1) An alingpie is a great friend and will never let you down. 2) A strange creature that lives in the woods. 3) A pie.
Alan Baines the greatest man that ever walked the earth a pie to all and a freind you never want to be with out.

Roub

13 may 2005
Alingpie by Roub May 15, 2005

Alinthia 

Alinthia (also known as ali.) is a very kind hearted but dumb person with queer intents. she deserves the world and everything given to her. but she also is really stupid and needs to pay more attention in school so she doesn't end up a hooker on the streets that doesn't know her maths.
wow! Alinthia is super dumb!
Alinthia by superhotemochick November 22, 2021

Alinthia 

Alinthia is a very fun girl with a kind heart. Alinthia also has the tendency to know nothing about math, so she's a girl that will struggle later in life.

She has a sibling named Frankie, who is also a whore for attention such as Alinthia herself.
Wow! Alinthia is such an attention whore!
Alinthia by superhotemochick November 22, 2021