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1. of superior knowledge and intellect
2. exquisite beauty
I wish I was like Audge.
audge by Anonymous April 17, 2003

pull a judge 

In reference to "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" pulling a judge means jacking off to a young teenage girl with a perfect body.
My brother in laws's daughter had a hot friend over and he had to go "pull a judge".
pull a judge by Ironchef9999 May 10, 2008
A smidgen older than you and thus wiser.
Audge can't be wiser than me 'cause i fight cronos.
Audge by SpenceTea June 5, 2021

Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary
Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.
Butt-a-judge by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021

Sober as a judge 

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.
Sober as a judge by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Sane as a judge 

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
Sane as a judge by Info2go April 9, 2025