caucasion 

How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".

You....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....

caucasion by corytz January 8, 2006

Caucasión 

A formal way to say "dick cheese".

Girl: Ew, is that dick cheese??!
Guy: Jesus, Mary, don't be vulgar. It's Caucasión

Caucasión by Stafford Beats April 28, 2020

critically caucasion 

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!

Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”

Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”

critically caucasion by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018

caucasion queen 

White girlfriend of a very black man...

I'm black boi's Caucasion Queen..

caucasion queen by J's Baby August 15, 2019

Caucasión 

A formal way of saying "dick cheese".

Girl: Ew, is that dick cheese?
Guy: Jesus, Mary, it's caucasión. Don't be vulgar

Caucasión by Stafford Beats April 28, 2020

caucasion invasion

The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.

"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."

caucasion invasion by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

caucasion asian 

A caucasion trying to be asian, Or Visa Virsa

Dude, Stop being a Caucasion Asian, Its just not cool -.-

caucasion asian by prodger August 25, 2006