crusty dusty hoofs 

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

crusty dusty hoofs by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY 

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY by pantera September 20, 2004

dolphin hook 

A sexual act in which the woman and man are having sex doggy style. The man, without telling the woman, switches to anal sex. While doing so he fish hook her mouth, causing her to lift her head and chest skyward while making a sound like a dolphin "uh uh, uh uhh"

Friend one: dude I totally gave my girlfriend a dolphin hook last night.

Friend two: awesome!

dolphin hook by Darth Soldier July 19, 2017

dont get cooked stay of the hook 

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

dont get cooked stay of the hook by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

Deep sea rusty fish hook 

When ur fucking a girl doggy style u insert ur index finger into ur own ass then u take ur shitty finger stick it in her mouth & pull on her cheek

She didnt like the deep sea rusty fish hook

Deep sea rusty fish hook by Bb&cv July 9, 2010

Dirty Fish Hook 

While making love doggy style, you stick 2 fingers in her asshole. Then remove the fingers and reach around to her face, in one swipe wipe her upper lip with your index finger "Dirty Sanchez". With your middle finger simultaniously hook the inside of her cheek "Fish Hook".

Did you see how pissed she was after I gave her the Dirty Fish Hook?

Dirty Fish Hook by Haywood Jablohim September 16, 2009

dry hook up

When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)

Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad

dry hook up by ok1018 December 6, 2016