Urban Librarian 

Somebody who makes up words & terminologies (particularly crude words) for Urban Dictionary.

Typically school-aged drop-kicks, somebody who goes onto Urban Librarian to make up garbage words for the fun of it.

I see that our resident Urban Librarian is at work again.

Urban Librarian by Rustgold November 6, 2011

lisathe_librarian

lisathe_librarian is amazing and if u hate them ur stupid

person 1:I hate lisathe_librarian!!

person 2:shut up ur stupid lisathe_librarian is amazzing now get out of here with ur 2 followers

lisathe_librarian is my wife and she is amazing :)

lisathe_librarian by _v01d/fluffy July 10, 2021

Conan the Librarian 

A movie that does not exist in real life. So, it is one of the prime examples of fictional media.

We still want to see Conan the Librarian!

Conan the Librarian by Ryan900USAYT January 9, 2023

feral librarian 

A professional who works in an academic library, but does not have a MLS or MLIS degree. They often recognize that they are not the gatekeepers of information, only facilitators to discovery.

Dude, did that feral librarian actually say that Wikipedia was an OK place to start researching for my paper, and I just have to dig a bit deeper?

feral librarian by bfrombrandeis April 9, 2010

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome 

An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.

I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011

angry librarian 

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

angry librarian by Wolf373 June 30, 2007

The Rude Librarian 

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

The Rude Librarian by El Muchacho Grande February 16, 2012