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Text your eyes off 

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

close your eyes and open your mouth 

A fun game boys play with drunk girls.
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"

open your eyes syndrome 

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

Fries with your eyes

Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.
Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe
“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

For your eyes only 

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.
Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.
For your eyes only by fyoa December 22, 2008