Squib

a uncommon word used in online gaming to taunt people who are less skilled than you. it is un common because it is very similar to noob and Nub.

loosader: lol ur a nub
coobalie: FSTU Squib

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Squib Cakes

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.

Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.

by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

by Will February 7, 2004

Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.

In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.

by DigitalBiscuit January 19, 2013

Squib

v. to fakeout a friend by looking just past them and pretending to see someone you know by looking excited and waving your hand like you're trying to get their attention.

Guy 1: (looking just past the shoulder of the victim) "Mikey, what's up man? How are you?"

Guy 2: (turns around to look at who Guy 1 is talking to)

Guy 1: "Squib! Gotcha bro!"

Guy 2: "Man I feel like such an idiot."
Guy 1: "You ARE an idiot."

by 2Dice February 5, 2010

Squib

A believer in conspiracy theories.

John's only purpose on our Facebook group was to post links to various conspiracy theories. He was a total squib.

by ant9n September 7, 2012

Rangle a Squib

To have bowel movements; take a crap.

Oh man, I had to rangle a squib this morning. It was a brutal one!

by Riggleman Sams September 23, 2009