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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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Young, Dumb, and Broke 

A term typically used for teenagers who don't have a specific path in life. The person who is usually referred to as "young, dumb, and broke" is younger than 19, and is not much higher than the working class. Note that the subject can have A's in all their classes, but they can also be relatively stupid as a person.

Derives from a popular song released on February 2nd, 2017 by the R&B artist Khalid.
Andrew's just another young, dumb, and broke kid.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Young, dumb, and full of cum 

To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.

Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.

Or

Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.

Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses 

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses
Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

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