The most awesome person in the world. Smart, funny, a genuinely nice person. Athletic and sexy. All the things that define a successful, wealthy American. If their last name begins with the letter "R" then they might as well be considered a saint.
by huntertwowon November 19, 2011
Get the Charliemug. by Jedababy March 2, 2009
Get the Charliemug. Charlie is a Fuckface
by Bobthepinkturtle December 12, 2019
Get the Charliemug. Charlie:"bro I think I’m going deaf”
Unidentifiable ejaculator “it’s probably because I keep jizzing in your ear canal”
Unidentifiable ejaculator “it’s probably because I keep jizzing in your ear canal”
by Ifuckhoesandbitchesandwhores October 13, 2019
Get the Charliemug. A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the fuckin world. All the ladies want to get fucked from behind by Charlie. Someone you just makes ladies weak in the knees
Girl: oh Charlie slam your bear cock into my fuckin mouth
Charlie: shut up bitch I am going to sip you out from behind and then give you a creamy beaver and then stick it into your fuckin vagina!
Girl: please do it
Charlie: shut up bitch I am going to sip you out from behind and then give you a creamy beaver and then stick it into your fuckin vagina!
Girl: please do it
by Tribal fuller killer June 30, 2016
Get the Charliemug. Charlie is a weird spatial alien called the Esongib being to say the least. Charlie is a creature the is a descendent of aliens which came to earth long ago, hiding inside caves and slowly mutating between generations. Charlie is an albino Esongib with mutated legs that are backwards like a kangaroo, his main feature being his humongous nose that spans thousands of thousands of kilometers that can be seen from anywhere. the odor Charlie gives of kills flies buzzing around his general vicinity. After thousands of years under ground Charlies generation has recently risen to the surface blending in with humans. to this day no one knows how he sleeps at night.
person1:"What is that huge, enormous, gigantic pole in the sky that I somehow have not seen to this day?
person2:"That is the massive, colossal, major nose of Charlie. Rumor has it that he is the source and creator of all wind on the earth."
person2:"That is the massive, colossal, major nose of Charlie. Rumor has it that he is the source and creator of all wind on the earth."
by charlonose12 October 24, 2022
Get the Charliemug. 