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It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.
Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.
Smegma by You want to know April 21, 2006
(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.
Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.
smegma by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007
The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.
"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."
smegma by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006
The name of Dr. Colon's dwarf assistant in Charles Rodrigues' classic "Dr. Colon's Monster" serialized in the National Lampoon in the '70s. Smegma mistakenly stole the brain of a homosexual cadaver which was subsequently installed in the Frankenstein-like monster.
"Smegma, you've stolen the brain of a bloody queer!"
smegma by Dr Dave September 5, 2008
A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.
Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?
skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis
EW, i have bare smegma bruh
Smegma by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015