Lightbulb Mafia 

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

Lightbulb Mafia by NotLiza January 28, 2022

lightbulb head

a genius scientist or engineer, a genius inventor

Elon Musk is a lightbulb head.

lightbulb head by Onceforall January 29, 2023

Lightbulb replacer 

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

Lightbulb replacer by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

Lightbulb twister 

A racial joke towards Indians
referring to the dingalingalingaling dance

Ethan: what’s up pick me

Me: Yo what’s up lightbulb twister

Lightbulb twister by Just baddie March 31, 2025

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Jesus in a lightbulb 

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

Jesus in a lightbulb by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011

Hollywood Lightbulb 

On a television show or movie, when a character gets a great idea. They end up being near some sort of light that turns on right when the idea hits them.

Sitcom Star: "Maybe she'll date me if create some scrapbooks of scenic pictures for her!"
*light over head blinks on*
Dude watching at home: "Man, that was a cheesy Hollywood Lightbulb!"

Hollywood Lightbulb by Lex13 January 11, 2010