Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
by J117 February 04, 2010
A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.
by Disco Definer February 04, 2010
"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
by TheDictionary11 February 05, 2010
Running a train on a Mountie.
I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.
by MooseToga February 05, 2010
A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 04, 2010
When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 04, 2010
My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 04, 2010