January 10 beholds the holiday Sluzzle Tag, this day celebrates the spirit of Sluzzle Dude and his five dobermans. Sluzzle dude rides in his van to deliver presents across the world through toilets. People decorate their bathroom accordingly for this holiday.
“Did you know tomorrow is January 10?” “Oh em gee, really?! That means its Sluzzle tag! We need to set up the decorations!”
January 16th is the offical day to send booty pics to your man. Unlike any other “ass pic day”, this is real. And if someone sends you this you must do it. Otherwise your gay
( January 16th )
Boy: “hey it’s January 16th, you know what that means”
Girl: “haha, in your dreams”
Girl: (is now gay)