by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis
by J D tizzle November 03, 2007

We were hooning about in the parking lot last night
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
by DevolutionEX January 10, 2011

like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
by eugene87 July 24, 2007

A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.
Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"
Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"
Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"
by that red toyota that flew past January 08, 2009


A hoon is part of a consumable object such as food, drink, a joint, a vape... (like a bite, sip or toke)
"Yo set me a hoon on your vape"
"Sure ting g"
"Can I have a hoon on your coffee?"
"Sure don't drink it all"
"Sure ting g"
"Can I have a hoon on your coffee?"
"Sure don't drink it all"
by RAHHH537273637 April 21, 2018
