Anna Kendrick award 

It refers to a girl you don't really notice at first, but then she sneaks up on you and you are like: «I’d totally do her!». Just like that actress, Anna Kendrick; you don't even think about her in 'Twilight', but then you see her in 'Up in the Air' and you realize how hot she is.

In the fist Twilight movie a guy asks Bella (Kirsten Stewart) to the prom, but got turned down by her, so he luck into Jessica (Anna Kendrick). That’s like asking the most average girl in school but finding out that the homecoming queen wants your jock.

1) Screen Junkies (from '2012 screenies awards'): "Congrats Anna, I surprisingly really wanna bone you!"

2) Dude 1: "My new classmate, Amanda is kind of weird. I totally didn't notice her at first, but then I saw her during P.E. class and I totally wanna bone her!
Dude 2: She truly deserves an Anna Kendrick award!

Anna Kendrick award by ViceréFervideChiappe April 14, 2014

Dual Award

A GCSE student who studies three sciences but only receives two qualifications. They are therefore considered inferior.

Harry: How long does it take to do a 30 minute ergo?
Antoz: Are you some sort of dual award?

Dual Award by rawcox May 7, 2011

Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Paddle Award by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Razzie Award 

The annual Worst Achievements in Film Awards preseneted during Oscar week since 1980. Categories include Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple, etc. Past "winners" include the Bennifer bomb GIGLI, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.

"Boy, that movie sure sucked -- It oughta win a Razzie!"

Razzie Award by HeadBerry July 23, 2005

Le Spoon Award 

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

Le Spoon Award by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014

Clown Ass Nigga Award 

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.

Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

Clown Ass Nigga Award by Jaskirat_Default_Dances November 19, 2019

lifetime achievement award 

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

lifetime achievement award by human i think February 1, 2023