Skip to main content
An absolute FOP. Better off known as the guy with the excessive facial hair, or the guy who manages to scare the hell out of entire crowds with his extremely loud and random outbursts of laughter. He can be recognised out of large gatherings by his large brow ridge, which epitomises the theory of evolution. He also posesses the ability to make almost anyone laugh and is rarely seen alone, or without his precious side-kicks fetus button or sid.
i really love that hamish guy because his girlfriend has massive calf muscles.
Hamish by monstherr March 8, 2010
Hamish mug front
Get the Hamish mug.
See more merch
A hamish is a guy who has a low level of self-awareness. He always stares at two girls in particular for extended periods of time and is very creepy. He acts as though girls are some kind of weird creatures that are just there to look pretty for him to stare at. This guy will stare at a lot of people and not know when to break eye contact but stares at girls most often.
Person 1: Hamish is always staring at me in class!
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same
Hamish by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020
hamish is a loving , caring man and has a girlfriend so lady's BACK OFF!
#love birds
Hamish, also known as 'Maccas' is a poor iPhone peasent with a fetish work wood, metal, leather and whip craft. Scientists finally discovered the smallest measurement physically possible( the Micromaccas) when they measured his dick.
Oh, not Hamish again!
Oh, poor iPhone user. They must be a Hamish!
The best mofo you will ever meet and he’s got a big penis
Hamish by Big pee pee man2517 March 17, 2019
A person who is deeply unsatisfied after the first orgasm.
He’s going again? Ew, he’s such a Hamish.”
Hamish by Discombobulated Bob October 11, 2020
Me: hello
Hamish: tim tams are amazing

Me: yes lad
Hamish: choccy milk is disgusting as is milo
Me: you dickhead
Hamish by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019