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Behemoth Mammoth 

The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.
Behemoth Mammoth by Malorie May 10, 2006

Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.
"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"
Behemoth Jungle Troll by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008

Behemoth Dick

A dick so big it will collapse a lung...
Behemoth Dick by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003

behemoth butterflies 

that crazy feeling of anxiousness/nervousness in your stomach when you're with the most amazing person you've ever met.
her name's Alyssa and it's like whenever i'm within 100 feet of her, those behemoth butterflies flood my stomach

Behemoth tinkle 

When you piss so hard that it turns into a fucking piss monster and explodes the bathroom with sheer force of piss alone
Wow that behemoth tinkle was more powerful than the Death Star

The nerve to impale me with your behemoth tinkle
Behemoth tinkle by M money and big k February 18, 2022