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Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

pork sword warroir 

A pork sword warrior is a male who picks up women for sexual activities regularly

guy who is always chasing women is a pork sword warrior
Example should include the word "pork sword warroir“ A pork sword warrior is a guy picks up and has sex with heaps of women" That guy is always fucking heaps of bitches man he's a “pork sword warrior”]

Pork Sword Dreaming 

To fantasize about the purchase of a luxury item or expensive gadget that realistically you can't afford. Especially relevant if you have been discussing the item with a friend in a serious or semi-serious manner.
"Hey Man you going to get that huge TV you were talking about?"

"Nah Man, I was just Pork Sword Dreaming"
Pork Sword Dreaming by PSDreamer December 24, 2008

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.
Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?

vacuum my pork sword 

It means to suck someone's dick
Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

inhale my pork sword

The act of someone inhaling your penis
Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!