F.L.A.P. 

Acronym for Feeling Like A Player.

When you are working two or more people at one time you should be F.L.A.P.ing

F.L.A.P. by lmafohehe September 24, 2011

P.I.L.F. 

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F. by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

V.P.I.L.F. 

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

V.P.I.L.F. by wickliffe November 1, 2008

V.P.I.L.F. 

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

V.P.I.L.F. by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

P.I.L.F. 

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F. by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

V.P.I.L.F. 

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

V.P.I.L.F. by stenmeister November 6, 2008

f.l.i.p. 

The biggest rapist in the state of Ohio

Meg

f.l.i.p. by Anonymous September 8, 2003