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Knob Gobbler 

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.
Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!
Knob Gobbler by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014
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Knob Gobbler 

A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.
Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.
Knob Gobbler by Shadbob October 1, 2021

knob gobbler 

(n): refers to any of the clean and well-spoken members of the Land Rec crew (non-staff... except for Parise since he fits the definition).

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
synonym cock nibbler,idiot,moron, scatterbrain
Jack pine need sunlight ya fackin' knob gobbler!
knob gobbler by GT August 11, 2004

knob gobbler 

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.
knob gobbler by testacular August 16, 2016

Knob gobbler 

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï
Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

Knob Gobbler 

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.
I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.
Knob Gobbler by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Knob gobbler 

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity
Monty is such a knob gobbler !”
Knob gobbler by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025