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The Secret Life of Implants 

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
The Secret Life of Implants by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

cochlear implants 

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear
hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants
cochlear implants by IceDragon362 January 19, 2020

watermelon implants 

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.

Dentsply Mini Implants 

Their not just for unicorns anymore.
Balboa was looking for for Dentsply Mini Implants.

gummy bear implants 

Gummy bear implants are a cohesive gel breast implant make from silicone. Gummy bears are known to be form stable and keep their shape. FDA approved. They are commonly inserted as a full-sized gel implant through an incision at the underside of the breast. The main advantage of gummy bear implants are that they do not leek if punctured.
I went with gummy bear implants for my breast augmentation.

love handle implants

A cosmetic procedure involving the transfer of adipose tissue from the abdominal area (often referred to as 'love handles') to enhance breast volume and shape, commonly known as fat transfer breast augmentation.
She got a great pair of love handle implants.