bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
by John R. January 02, 2004
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Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.
by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011
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With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 20, 2013
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Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam
by l14msn April 08, 2015
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Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020
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Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 17, 2006
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Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
by PirateHooker October 15, 2007
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