The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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Easy Mac Vagina

The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.
"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."
by Emmett Strong December 13, 2008
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just like easy peasey lemon squeeze, but quirky
that was easy-peasey mac and cheesy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
by marimia inc. July 23, 2020
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easy mac

that one easy mac is only $9.99!!!!
by georgetheplant July 14, 2009
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