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Avian Bird Flu 

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Avian Bird Flu by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005
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avian swine flu 

It's what you would get if you got avian flu and swine flu at the same time. But that's unlikely because as we all know, PIGS CAN'T FLY.
If pigs could fly, we'd all have avian swine flu by now!!
avian swine flu by seanoog November 5, 2009

Avian Bird Flu 

The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.
When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.

Wash your hands.
Avian Bird Flu by Dorclington April 2, 2009

Dirty Avian 

When two strongly connected people know the true power of sex that their sexual experience together feels like they're flying as one.
We connected on so many levels, we got to feel the dirty avian.
Dirty Avian by EAV7 February 18, 2021
Dee'Avian is a fine dark skin she's loyal tall and freaky. Usually hated on by... Everyone especially ugly light skins her smile is beautiful, she usually attracts older boys and girls.
Lmao bro you need to get you a Dee'Avian.
dee'avian by The grammar expert March 14, 2017

de'avian 

a young rich light skin nigga with alot of money hoes and cars and 2 baby mommas
de'avian
de'avian by block boi dj gh November 19, 2023