A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all
people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil
government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as
well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about
noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been
done is "the worst kind of tyranny"