mafia

group of people comitting organised crime acts to make an easy profit, used to be extremely powerful in the 1920's to 1970's but because of the introduction to drugs it has lost a lot of influence.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Marlon Brando (The Godfather)

by The Don May 13, 2005

mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

by Nick June 25, 2003

mafia

The organisation that controls the money in the world.

The mafia owns the casinos in Shreveport, like bling-bling

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

mafia

La Cosa Nostra: A mythological organized crime syndicate invented by racist protestant feds to demonize Catholics and Italian Americans. Also used generically to refer to any race or nationality based organized crime syndicate.

Tommy's in the mafia you say? Listen here...There is no such thing as the mafia, but there is such as thing as accidentally falling down your stairs and landing back-of-the-head first on an errantly placed icepick... capice?

Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.

by Elias Creed May 06, 2007

mafia

some badass mufuckas...the nigger gangs these days are a bunch of pussies wit guns that cant do shit witout it...and as for the wannabe polish and russian mafia...they cant compare to the real thing..there only one true mafia and thats the ITALIAN MAFIA....crazy mufuckas

look at those niggers and russian bitches tryin to gangbang like the original OG'S..the italian mafia!

by Lord Infamouss April 19, 2007

mafia

Polish Mafia Is Crazy Mother Fuckers they Pop and Chop people every day, once there even was a thing where the polish mafia fed a motherfucker to lions at the zoo, no fucking joke.

The Polish beat the shit out of the Russians in a mafia turf war. The Polish Own Chicago!

by Polish Pryde August 28, 2003

mafia

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Italian boy asks his Dad "what does the NAACP stand for?"
Dad says "National Assotiation for the Advancment of Colored People"
Boy asks "Dad we're Italian who we got?"
Dad says "MAFIA the Mothers And Fathers Italian Assotiation"

by italiangod April 24, 2008