T.U.M.E.G. 

(tü'mâg)noun: Stands for Totally Underground Master of Electronic Gaming, or one who plays videogames 24/7

"Sam beat me at Gears last night"
"Yeah, he's such a fucking T.U.M.E.G."

T.U.M.E.G. by DUB4444 May 23, 2008

G.M.T 

G= Give
M= Me
T= That

Givveee me thatt!

"yo look at that dank."

and that high nigga says "G.M.T puss!"

G.M.T by that Dank November 6, 2010

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

G.M.T. 

The most elite organization ever. Stands for Guys with Mully Tools. The members are the most suave, debonair, badass guys ever. They know how to treat the ladies and everything they do is slick.

"He is so sweet and awesome," she thought. "He should roll with G.M.T."

G.M.T. by The Josh's April 15, 2005

L.M.G.T.S

Let me get this straight. As in, clear.

So L.M.G.T.S--we're over?
Yep. We're done.

L.M.G.T.S by Jeanine Albert April 3, 2008

G.M.T.D 

"give me that dick"

hot girl in bed give me that dick, excited guy "G.M.T.D

G.M.T.D by the a&c mover April 10, 2010

G.M.T 

An abbreviation of Gambian Maybe Time. Refers to the system of time used by Gambian drug dealers. This system operates through a synthesis of optimistic time keeping and sheer apathy towards the customer. Although a precise written system is difficult to establish due to the complex nature of G.M.T, there are conventional assumptions usually made about the Gambians estimation. Five minutes is usually interpreted as twenty minutes and multiplied accordingly. However, this system is unreliable as G.M.T varies by environment, weather, micro-climate, lunar alignment, location and must importantly, the amount of money that is to change hands. Rare cases have been noted where Gambians have travelled vast distances in times thought impossible for human beings when asked to supply over 1OZ.

"How long did Horus say"?

"Half an Hour"

"Okay, G.M.T"?
"Aye"
"Let's catch a film".

G.M.T by Anoomalyman December 24, 2012