The Gaffney 

A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.

"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."

The Gaffney by Dr. Paul January 22, 2007

gaffney

The adjective gaffney describes someone or something that is hideous, disgusting or repulsive.

The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.

I can't believe you fucked that girl last night! She was gaffney!

Who farted? That's gaffney!

gaffney by Gaffney & Associates January 9, 2009

Gaffney

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.

That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.

Gaffney by rick June 21, 2004

Dean Gaffney 

Dean Gaffney played Robbie Jackson in the popular BBC1 soap Eastenders for a number of years. Recently he is famous for being in a group known as 'the lads'. The lads are known around Bristol for their heavy drinking, womanising and trouble-making.

Dean Gaffney sighed happily as Beppe pulled down his trousers and pants.

Dean Gaffney by Gareth Ronan August 16, 2006

AIDAN GAFFNEY 

COOLEST KID EVER

YO THIS IS SO AIDAN GAFFNEY

AIDAN GAFFNEY by iziudau October 16, 2019

Gaffney's Law 

The combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance in the opinions and beliefs of the general population, i.e., the collective hubris of the masses, drives the intelligence, the professionalism, and the knowledge of the benign and de facto noocracy from the marketplace of ideas.

Bush's election and re-election confirm the validity of Gaffney's Law.

The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.

Gaffney's Law by Co-Cavan January 20, 2009

Gaffney

Gaffney actually is a piss spot on the map. The prior entry was indicative of the intellect of one of its residents. BUT they do have the biggest peach in the world.

"Buck White walks to work everyday....from Gaffney to Toccoa"

Gaffney by Brithael July 17, 2006