squid 

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.

'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"

squid by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009

Squid 

Somebody who is intelligent can be taken as a complement or a insult, most likely a insult. Can also be called squide or squid of death.
Means the same as nerd or geek.

"Did you do your homework? Oh wait of course you did you SQUID!"

Squid by nerdpanda September 17, 2003

Squid 

A person that is not willing to stand up for himself,A spineless bitch

That fuckin guy is such a squid

Squid by Rey G September 22, 2009

Squid 

Someone who is annoying, tactless and down right retarculous.

"Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"

"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.

Squid by Brook Powers May 8, 2006

Squid 

Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.

Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!

Squid by RuTang December 18, 2009

Squid 

Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.

Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.

Squid by Bettina December 11, 2008

Squid 

also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.

Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.

Squid by McMacHack December 12, 2010