Anonymous Tip 

When you have sex with a police officer while wearing a mask.

Kyle: "How'd it go last night? I heard you got pulled over?"
Phil: "It went okay. I got a warning and then have her an anonymous tip."
Kyle: "Nice"

Anonymous Tip by adogc95 April 24, 2017

Dickheads Anonymous 

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

Dickheads Anonymous by Lady D November 26, 2003

anonymous sex

Sexual encounters between two or more people who do not know each other, who have not been introduced, and often, who never learn each other's real names. Among gay men, practiced at sex clubs, parties, and bars, or arranged by placing or responding to online casual encounter ads or in online chat rooms.

Carol only sleeps with guys she's met socially, but Alice prefers the thrill of anonymous sex.

At the bath house, I had to explain to my buddy Ted that anonymous sex is the norm; most guys get freaked out if you walk up to them and ask for their name.

anonymous sex by r2lee July 24, 2009

sexaholics anonymous 

a great place to pick up chicks

the main character in the book Choke goes to sexaholics anonymous meetings to pick up chicks

sexaholics anonymous by deadprez92 April 1, 2007

anonymous office leftover miser 

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

anonymous office leftover miser by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Anonymous

A hot man under a mask who will probably murder trump one day, and I would also like him to re arrange my guts with his you know what :)

“Ugh anonymous is so HOT”
“IKR”

Anonymous by chokemeandrearangemyguts June 13, 2020

Anonymous

Someone who’s identity is unknown

Me: (logs into a anonymous chat room)
Person: hi
Me: hey
Person:what’s ur name
Me:I’m anonymous

Anonymous by GlassyHills August 2, 2020