1. A more detailed version of asshat. Generally a person who has a more jerky, pretentious, and/or egotistical quality than an asshat or a butt bowler.
A sexual act in which a man removes a penis covered in semen and feces from a woman's anus, touches the tip of the penis to the woman's forehead, and exclaims, "M'Lady!"
The Florida Fedora is when a man poops on top of a female's head (creating the hat), and then ejaculates on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).