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penasquitos 

A town thats east of Del Mar and west of Poway, a soccer mom's paradice. There is no movie theater, no liquor store, and no major food places, but it does have 2 high schools. It has two mexican resturants right next to eachother in the most common hangout, the Vons shopping center. There is absolutely nothing to do in PQ, and pretty much everone knows everyone.
Hey, your from PQ, do you go to MT. Carmel, or Westview
penasquitos by Casey December 29, 2004
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penasquitos 

A brilliant town just east of Del Mar, which rests amongst plush shrubbery. Exquisite dining and vibrant night life is what "PQ" is known for. A town in which no lady dare cross her legs, this quaint village has historically been a hot spot for horny young teens.
some come here for the pussy while others come to enjoy the sunset
penasquitos by rgrabbit June 5, 2005
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Rancho Penasquitos 

Suburban area in San Diego where Poway kids come to get drugs. Usually referred to as PQ. There is very little to do and the only noticeable landmarks are the Vons and 7/11, as well as a rather large park situated on a hill.
"Hey let's go down to the PQ Vons center and pick up a sack"

Person 1: "Hey wanna go pick up a sack?"
Person 2: "Hold on, I've got a guy in Rancho Penasquitos"

Rancho Peñasquitos 

Rancho Peñasquitos is a boring comunnity in northeastern San Diego. It mainly consists of white families and a ton of
Fucking Asians and Indians. There are also those Weird middle eastern families who can’t drive their fucking BMW’s and dress like fucking ninjas when ever they go outside. Aside from Asians and whites there are a few blacks who live in feather ridge, a ghetto town home community behind the vons shopping center. There are the Mexicans Gardners who speak no English and the illegals who build their huts in the canyons. Most of the Asians tend to either live in park village or the new development over by Westview high. The Asians are fucking annoying and weird and a ton of them are always at the Y and the ghetto ass library. They have taken over PQ and the schools are full of them. Nothing really ever happens in PQ except occasionally there is a house fire cause some dumbass does’nt know how to cook. The only calls the firefighters at station 40 get are wired Asians grandmas who fell down their fucking stairs or old Asians guys who think they are having a heart attack but really there is nothing wrong
With them. PQ is a soccer moms heaven and on Saturday Canyonside park is taken over by soccer moms in their Honda minivans. Teens in PQ live boring lives cause there is nothing to do and always smoke pot behind 7/11. The cops never really do anything except respond to car accidents where some Asian grandma hit a wealthy Asian guy in their Tesla.
Where do you live? Rancho Peñasquitos where is that? Chinatown.

Why is this accord going so slow? Because It is an old Asians wierdo.
Rancho Peñasquitos by Sdude 3567 November 21, 2018

pensquito 

The smallest person in the Spanish class. Sometimes, also the Teacher's Pet.
Teacher: Lobo?
Lobo: here!
Teacher: Leonardo?
Leonardo: here!
Teacher: Pensquito?
Glam Tam: here!
pensquito by SluggoLJ20 September 25, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026