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Leaf fan 

A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.

The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.
"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"
Leaf fan by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004

Maple Leaf fan 

1.a person that speeks greatly of the worst hockey team ever.
2. synonym for dumbass
3. person with lack of life.
leafs suck.
go sens go.
hey jim, i feel bad for those maple leaf fans, there going to be so dissapointed when they lose once again.
Maple Leaf fan by james. f. January 7, 2006

Maple Leaf fan 

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.
Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!
If you read this it means that leaffan pwnz0rz you.
leaffan by Anonymous September 15, 2003
A man's man, and best cs player I've seen in my life.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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