christmas dinner

A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

christmas dinner by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004

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Christmas Dinner Syndrome

You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food

“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.

Christmas Dinner Syndrome by Boomer.B November 3, 2019

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Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.

Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**

Italian Christmas Dinner by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021

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No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

No Christmas Dinner by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

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Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.

I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.

Christian Dinner by soluseity May 24, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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