telenoth
Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.
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telebotherer
telebotherer by billd June 17, 2006
telegothic
the power by which emo's know where to congregate in town centers ect.(other than hot topic)
this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.
this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.
emo boy- do you know where everyones gonna be later
emo girl- yeah, down by hmv
emo boy- how do you know that?
emo girl- i'm telegothic
emo girl- yeah, down by hmv
emo boy- how do you know that?
emo girl- i'm telegothic
telegothic by i know what this means January 4, 2009
telemotherfucker
Some telemotherfucker called me up at 9 a.m. on a holiday Monday and asked to speak with the lady of the house. I told her: "The lady of the house has been fixed and declawed. Let that be your warning."
telemotherfucker by Vlad D. M. Paylaw January 10, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026