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LMAOWMPOTG 

Laughing my ass off with my pants on the ground
Guy 1:*types LMAOWMPOTG* in chat box

Guy 2:oh you too?? that video of that girl eating shit on the dirt bike was hilarious!
LMAOWMPOTG by Retribution X February 19, 2010

lmaoarotfbnq 

Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite

Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Example 1

Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"

Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"

Example 2

Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"

Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
lmaoarotfbnq by jman96 April 25, 2011

LMAORMHOTFNDBFAHSAGROBALBTGROBABETGROBAP 

Some text slang i made up. Laughing My Arms Off Rolling My Head On The Floor Nearly Dying By Falling A Hundred Stories And Getting Run Over By A Little Baby That Got Run Over A Big Elephant That Got Run Over By A Planet.
Person 1:So then this guy has taken over the world with a bunch of salt.
Person 2: LMAORMHOTFNDBFAHSAGROBALBTGROBABETGROBAP.

lmaoaoti 

Laughing My Ass Off All Over The Internet... best used when a buddy commits a ridiculously funny act..
Jeff: "Dude, there's plenty of backdoor access for everyone!"
Eric: "haha thats what she said!"
Jeff: "lmaoaoti"
lmaoaoti by PBJr August 3, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026