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Appology 

1) noun.
A common misspelling of "apology", usually pointed out to the writer by assholes to make themselves appear smarter than they actually are.

2) noun
The study of electronic applications, most commonly concerning smart phones and tablets.
See: App
1) Writer: "I'd like to make an appology for my behavior last night."
Asshole: "It's spelled 'apology'."
Writer: "Go suck a dick, Ron."

2) "I can't wait to show Jenny that I'm a master of appology by hooking her up with the best iPhone apps!"
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Appology 

The study of apps. The art of helping awesome apps find quality users, organically.
I think I need to take a course in Appology.

"Girl, look at your downloads, you really need to brush up on your appology"
Appology by Mobile Action June 19, 2014

appolighize 

When you tell someone you're sorry, but you don't really fuckin mean it.
I appolighize for that on behalf of our entire leadership team - especially marketing (but not really, because I was at home while all you cunts were getting your asses kicked).
appolighize by YasssssssChef! November 4, 2020

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026