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anticrastinator 

A person who is punctual to the point of being annoying. Someone who shows up early for everything, then starts calling or texting because you aren't already there. An anticrastinator is the person who shows up at a party half an hour early and starts banging on the door, when no one else is there yet and the host is still in the shower. Opposite of procrastinator, and often also a neat freak. Procrastinators and anticrastinators tend to annoy the living shit out of each other.
Matt is a such an anticrastinator. He told me to be ready at 2, but then left without me when I wasn't ready at 1:45 because "he wasn't going to wait around all day".

When I showed up 5 minutes early for my appointment, I got told off for being late - they expected me to be 15 minutes early. My doctor is an anticrastinator.
anticrastinator by Mooltittle January 2, 2013
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anticrastinate 

1. the opposite of procrastinate, or procrastination
2. being against the idea of procrastinating
Hey Jonny! Are you a procrastinator or an anticrastinator?
I am anticrastinate, I don't believe that procrastinating is good
anticrastinate by louafsique June 28, 2020

anticrastination

to expedite desired actions, in order to counteract habitual avoidance behavior. The opposite of procrastination.
If you don't practice anticrastination you will never get anything done.
anticrastination by travellabyrinth December 29, 2007

Anticrastinate 

Labeled as the opposite of the word "Procrastinate". Used mostly by students to challenge procrastination, yet it leads to an extremer version of procrastination.
Mathew: Man I keep delaying my studies, now I really need to put my head together and start to anticrastinate

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Tan: Shit, he's absolutely going to bomb his finals now

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Anticrastinate 

Starts a task immediately, without delay.
Gareth knew that he had to finish the report by tomorrow, so he decided to anticrastinate and got to work.
Anticrastinate by GMLmusic November 26, 2018

anticrastination

life before Twitter
Until I started tweeting, anticrastination was amongst my few virtues but, alas, no more.
anticrastination by Linnet Woods December 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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