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Altrincham 

A place in South Manchester, where all the posh tw*ts live. Everybody there is wadded and use their family who live in Wythenshawe as threat. Its full of girls who think their edgy just because they where baggy jeans but they just live off daddys money. Everyone living there likes to flex that they live in the county of cheshire.
I want to go to Altrincham but I don’t have £50 to spare.
Altrincham by posho235 February 12, 2021
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Altrincham 

A market town in North East Cheshire (UK) since the middle ages, now the southern-most tip of the Greater Manchester conurbation. Home to two of the finest Grammar Schools around, one for boys, one for girls.

Communication in the industrial revolution was by the Bridgewater canal, them by the Manchester South Junction & Altrincham Railway.
Altrincham Has two ice-hockey teams.
Altrincham by torrrential September 21, 2012
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Altrincham 

A leafy suburb of South Manchester associated with the housewives of Cheshire, two exclusive Grammar schools, multiculturalism, ice hockey and over-priced coffee.
Joe: I heard Tom just bought a house in Altrincham!

Dan: Wow! He must be rich.
Altrincham by TheHappyLady January 6, 2021

Altrincham kersal

These lads are the top of the generation they are in, they dominate the poonarni scene and steal all the girls off the opposition, this does also include milfs
Milf : oh here the altrincham kersal come
Milf 2 : oh they can definitely pump more kids in me
Altrincham kersal by Fbeast69 November 10, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026