seattle snorkeler

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.

Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!

seattle snorkeler by MRtangoTHEmango August 3, 2012

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Seattle Snorkeler

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.

Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT

Seattle Snorkeler by tom sawww August 11, 2012

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Seattle Snorkeler

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.

My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.

Seattle Snorkeler by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012

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Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

Seattle Snorkeler by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

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seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler

Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler

seatle snorkler by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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