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Ganjelf is a old, ecentric, high off his face, pot smoking, ameture wizard.

after failing in his acting career ganjelf deals pot and carrys out strange and bizzare experments about his woodland home at a disclosed location.
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Ganjelf by alex May 11, 2004
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1 - Someone who can smoke incredible amounts of weed, giving off the impression they are some sort of weed wizard.

2 - Someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have.
Stoner 1 - Wow, how is Kyle able to smoke such unnatural amount's of weed. I'm already so far gone bro.

Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.

Stoner 1 - Dude, how does Dylan always have weed? Where does he get the money for it all the time, he doesn't even have a job?

Stoner 2 - I dunno dude, it's like he pulls it out of thin air. He must be a ganjalf.
Ganjalf by Any rollies? July 23, 2017
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To be "Gandelf'd" - To be on constant 'lock-down' and be at risk to be attacked by a family figure with a slipper
OMFG - That Kid just got Gandelf'd
Gandelf by 012345 July 1, 2008
The act of not talking on your microphone on Ventrilo; This can be due to several un-explained reasons or continuous procrastination - Possibly also due to the fact there's a slipper hanging right next to their ear while on Ventrilo - The holder being a parental figure.
Man, Stop being a Gandelf.

Why you being so gandelfy?
Gandelf by 0123456 July 6, 2008
The Ganjelier or weed connoisseur is a professional cannabis expert. It is the cannabis version of the Sommelier for wines and spirits. A Ganjelier tastes any cannabis products for their quality and may provide extensive reviews to help customers find the right cannabis products for their needs.

In fact, similarly to a Sommelier for wines, a ganjelier provide its experience to review and define quality of existing and newly established cannabis strains and products derived. Products derived from cannabis are usually resins or hashish, concentrates such as waxes or pure cannabinoids, food supplements like oils, capsules, or edibles.

The importance of the Ganjelier is improving with increased awareness of cannabis medical properties and with legalization recreational cannabis in the US states, Uruguay and Canada, while in Europe thanks to step forward toward medical cannabis and cannabis with low content of THC (below 0.2%), usually called legal cannabis or cannabis light because it contains only the non-psychoactive cannabinoid CBD or cannabidiol.
The ganjelier tastes cannabis products for a newly open dispensaries.

The ganjelier provide reviews for legal cannabis buds.
Ganjelier by musetv13 November 19, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026