LDTS (Localized Donald Trump Syndrome) is a
skin condition first identified in the actors and models featured on the 5-minute Crafts YouTube channel. The condition is characterized by localized, unnatural looking
orange patches on otherwise unaffected skin. Typically, the cheeks are affected but it
may spread to other visible areas of the body. LDTS is thought to be caused by the overzealous, irrational use of too much makeup with an
orange hue. Treatment usually consists of landing acting gigs with studios that have superior production values as compared to 5-minute Crafts.
Basic bitch 1: Did you see
Becky's face today?
Basic bitch 2: Yeah! She's got hella
bad LDTS!
Basic bitch 1: I
bet she gets her makeup ideas from 5-minute Crafts no cap!