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Americanglish 

uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun

A term to describe a slang language based on English, originating out of the United States, which combines all American slang, for example, Valley Girl, Ubonics, Redneckesse, Phillitalian and others in a jumbled mesh of uneducated inept noises and incompleted thought processes.

Consisting of more repeated swear words than any other language, Amercanglish words usually only consist of one or two syllables, however, words containing three or more syllables are generally repeated constantly in incorrect context.
The basis of these words assist in the formation of incomplete sentences accompanied with informal interjections, (i.e. Like), awkward, improper combinations of words, (i.e. Nawmean?), mispronounced words, (i.e. "Dat' for "that") erroneous words with double negatives, (i.e. irregargless) improper contractions, and a multitude of unintentional malapropism (an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously).

Americanglish is normally used by people who pretentiously choose to sound ignorant or stupid, because to them intellect and proper English is like totally elitist and shit.
Americanglish uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun
examples:

"Like, I totally, like think dat duh fuckin' evuhdence 'gainst mah yung buhl is inconsecluded, and its fuckin bull shit, 'cuz he weren't nowhere 'round dat dere vicinity, and like, is beyond duh jury's apprehension... nawuhtumsayin?"

"'I be understandin' the bondage 'tween mother and child, I don't never be taken' my fuckin' children for granite, Ahmma woman of great statue, so nevamine yo bidness, bitch."

"When I were in that wooder, a damn fish near decapitated my foot."

"We is gonna disembowel on our trip tomorrow, fuckin like so much football an' shit."

"Wut is you doin? Dis elevatah's got a weight totacity."

Amerienglish 

Slang term for American English as defined by Lucan.
Also the main form of English spoken in America.
Here we speak amerienglish not the queens english.
Amerienglish by Amarillose August 10, 2010

Americanlish 

Dear what’s up dude I am here to inform you about the dank weather where having it is gonna be super lit

safe regards

Mc Joe duh Rapper presenting you the Americanlish language
Americanlish by Teendultager June 12, 2018

Americanish 

1. An American Jewish person. 2. A person, place or thing that is, "Kosher", to American standards which seems to be a very broad definition to say the least. 3. An American person that is not quite Jewish but is more Jewish than anything else. 4. An American born person that is circumcised and had been circumcised shortly after birth that is between Conservative Judaism & Reformed Judaism with respect to their religious practices and is very patriotic to the United States of America.
1. David: "Are they Israeli"?
John: "They're Americanish".

2. Samuel: "It's made in the U.S.A.. Is it Kosher?"
John: "I guess. If not, it's definitely Americanish".

3. "You're not really Jewish. You're more Americanish."

4. Missy: "Are you a Conservative Jew or a Reformed
Jew,are you Israeli"?
John: "I'm more Americanish".
Americanish by J.K.Y. November 12, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026