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twonicorn 

Twonicorns are mystical creatures similar to unicorns, but with two horns (hence the TWOnicorn bit). They are, however, entirely their own species. Twonicorns are quite shy by nature and are so few that many people do not believe in their existence. This may also be due to the fact that that they reside in the countryside in carefully kept holes in the ground, out of the sight of prying human eyes. These holes are where they hoard any sparkly items they find and host the most magnificent tea parties.
Person 1 (singing): BUT AS SURE AS YOU'RE BORN, DON'T YOU FORGET THE UNICORN.

Person 2: What about twonicorns?

Person 1: Twonicorns? Twonicorns don't exist!

Person 2: Yes they do, I had a tea party with one last week.
Related Words

Twilicorn 

Derogatory term in the Brony community used to refer to the controversial alicorn princess version of the My Little Pony character Twilight Sparkle. Alicorns are demigod-like beings in the poniverse that have both wings and a unicorn's horn, and when the show's producers decided to transform one of the show's main unicorn characters into an Alicorn Princess, a large section of the fandom did not receive it well.
Disgruntled Brony: "Twilicorn is worst pony."

Trinicorn 

A unicorn with three horns, in between Twonicorn and Quadricorn.
catherine: i like unicorns.

emma: i like TRINICORNS. pwned.
Trinicorn by dandylionstuff September 23, 2011

Teenicorn 

A manicorn that is still growing up, thus called a teenicorn. Prime examples of teenicorns are characters portrayed by Michael Cera. Other such examples are Keith (Eric Stoltz) from "Some Kind of Wonderful", Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling) from "Sixteen Candles", and Chris (River Phoenix) from "Stand By Me".
girl 1: Have you seen "Pretty in Pink?"
girl 2: Yes! Blaine is a total teenicorn!
Teenicorn by Vamptastic February 21, 2009

tunicorn 

a unicorn with 2 horns.
that was so magical! it was like riding a tunicorn!
tunicorn by tiny d May 3, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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