The fields in Failsworth,
Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (
like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at
night.
Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass
hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody
well right, then!"